kit-kate's kingdom
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285,100 notes source @ patrickmasturbateman

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(via storyoftheunknownfangirl)

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(via storyoftheunknownfangirl)

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neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

(via pizza)

109,880 notes source @ neodaq

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(via pizza)

543,011 notes source @ chicken-nuggets-galore

onsereverra:

helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

aggressively doesn’t know what to do when you’re not okay

(via exuberant-imperfection)

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prettyoutcast:

Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on

(via hazels-levesque)

95,685 notes source @ prettyoutcast

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

(via hazels-levesque)

353,076 notes source @ georgemallory

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